If Tumblr was a man, he would be Jerry Trainor.
THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE POST I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”
me: am I lying though?
manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired
a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa